The best piece of comedy I ever performed was the time I jumped down off the back of a ute and stepped on the end of a rake causing the handle to swing up and hit me squarely in the face. It was for an audience of zero.
So next year for comedy festival ...
@mike Physical comedy is the second best type of comedy... Following fart jokes, of course.
you could lay out about a dozen rakes on the stage and then stalk about for the entire time, missing them all.
best part is, if you accidentally stepped on one, that'd work too.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.