Felt that one of my socks seemed a little damp whole working in the garden and realised I'm very literally living in the Vimes Boots Theory right now.
@mike Now can you tell what part of the garden you're in just by the feeling through your boots?
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.