Alright, tell me a true, one sentence story from your life that raises more questions than answers... I'll start.
John Malkovich once brought my dog home when it got out of the backyard.
@thegibson I had to borrow a tie in order to attend drinks and dinner at the House of Lords on short notice.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.