RT @aamer_rahman@twitter.com

Is it really ok to punch nazis?

Holy shit, never considered that, but this is likely accurate.

Having one of those "OMG I want to quit my job and learn to play piano as good as the pianist on this track!" moments.

"But Jason, the person you're listening has literal "decades" head start on you, you have no room to setup your keyboard, and we both know you'll just get frustrated and go play video games after 3 days"

🙁

before class consciousness: if i perform my craft in exchange for money instead of pure interest in it then im a sellout

after class consciousness: fuck you pay me

Raise your hand if this single page taught you more about Nazi history than your entire high school curriculum

Rockin out to Jonathan Coulton's Code Monkey like I'm 25 again 🤘

I saw a question somewhere the other day from someone saying something like "my multiple Electron apps use a lot of resources, is it possible to use just one shared runtime to handle them all?" and I just yelled at the screen "IT'S CALLED A WEB BROWSER YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD" but I don't think they heard me.

broke: telling poor people to get a job

craic: telling landlords to get a job

for 2 days the bus was free in my city and on both of those days my buses arrived at least 2 minutes early both ways, its almost as if the ssystem in which people have to pay to get on the bus actually halts efficency and a no-fare bus system is the only logical conclusion

Keanu Reeves should host a reboot of Reading Rainbow called Keanu Reads.

whoa black betty, cans of RAM
whoa black betty, salmon ham
whoa black betty, hannah's pram

"Aye," said the pirate captain, "that be enough."
The pirates put the last of their gold on the pile.
"Now we wait."
They waited a month and a day; at last, a dragon arrived. It was as beautiful, as graceful, as majestic as they had heard.
They wept at the sight of it, happy.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Friendos and cool people.

We still have a barrage of negative reviews (known as review bombing), if you want to help us report their reviews as unhelpful, etc. feel free to head on over to #Tusky's play store page!

play.google.com/store/apps/det

If you like what we do, and wanna support the work, you can donate over on #OpenCollective

opencollective.com/tusky

death, police, ICE, martyr 

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