“Sadly True”

Suppressing a yawn, Ann walked into the living room to see her husband sitting on the couch furiously tapping away at his phone. “Bob, it’s three in the morning. What are you doing?”

“I’m crafting the perfect tweet to shut up those who disagree with me.”

After a moment, Ann said, “You’re watching porn, aren’t you?”

Glancing up he declared, “No. I’m trying to do something important on Twitter.”

Heading back to bed, Ann said over her shoulder, “You’d achieve more watching porn.”

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