@mike @Nikolai_Kingsley One of my all time faves The Dead Milkmen have a youtube channel and they've been making songs by reading manuals and I think we were ahead of our time with cigarette warnings youtu.be/QtI4QMc8L4s

now certain that its chance had come and gone, fell to its metal knees and wept aloud

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My kindle battery used to last three months, but now I’m lucky if it lasts a week

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Although the smell of pine cones filled her nose, she clenched her teeth and swung the club again

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The lights were dimmed, the curtain was drawn back, when Neil remembered 3-D made him sick.

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Vanilla Ice had found the perfect riff. His thoughts now turned to what to name his song.

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I found an exercise from when I tried to write iambic lines that didn’t rhyme, encouraged by a book by Stephen Fry that sits collecting dust somewhere, I think. I’ll post a couple here because I’m bored, and poetry seems like it’s in this week. Back in my younger days I’d have a go at turning one or two into a song, but I’m not sure that would have really worked because the R-8 struggled with 5/4 (but then again who needs a drum machine when you can bang a mallet on a VAX.) THE END

Every time I poke my head into mastodon it’s such a nice place, I wonder why I don’t just move in

not a conspiracy theory 

@mike @Nikolai_Kingsley I’m not one for conspiracy theories but that video of the band in Perth performing Nick Cave’s Smokes has been removed from youtube.

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