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I'm not going to get much admin stuff done for the next week, but I kinda want to play with soon, mainly for somewhere to post stuff about my adventures that's a little more flexible than Mastodon, but a lot more casual than my blog.

I have a pretty neat domain name that'd make a good and/or forum - is anyone interested if such a place came into existence? If it's just me, I dunno if it's worth it.

Fun Fact: most information posted with the hashtag isn't fun at all, such as the fact that extinction of all life is inevitable when you consider a long enough timeframe.

I need to hire someone to do some mowing next week, and I just remembered there used to be a business called "Bonanza Mowing" with the slogan "Keeping your Lorne Greene" and I think I may have to check if they're still around.

Pitchfork Club is the newest member of the Chinwag family. It's a instance, and registration is open for now if you're keen to try out this awesome, federated alternative to Instagram.

Expect some rough edges, but give it a go!

pitchfork.club

If life gives you lemons then you are the product.

I feel we can't really move forward on the Australian Republic issue until we come up with a catchy substitute name for "Royal Commission" that feels good when we demand them at future elections.

Hey, crew - go see this show in February because Bella is awesome and hilarious. It sold out heaps of shows during Melbourne Fringe so don't sit around thinking about it.

fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/be

How do you cook a hard boiled egg? I fucked this one all the way up.

@mike I wonder if anyone ever bought "50 Shades of Grey" thinking it was a guide to making the most of your colour blindness.

#Fediverse! Is there a decent, non cpu intensive #mastodon webclient (basically no #JS at all), that i can use comfortably on a single board PC? Thinking about something like the legacy twitter site (static)

I wonder if anyone ever bought "50 Shades of Grey" thinking it was a guide to making the most of your leftover Christmas ham.

My contact says any code I write here belongs to the company but I wonder if they'd still let me enter it into a poetry competition.

I just wrote the most elegant and well-structured Bash script I have ever produced but it's for a server at work and I can't share it.

Trust me, it's a thing of beauty. If you saw it you would weep with joy.

The most hilarious part of Luke Cage season 2 was two dudes smashing the fuck out of a drug lab and beating people senseless while accompanied by a version of Wu-Tang Clan's "Shame on a Nigga" with all the "fucks" bleeped out.

Cos, y'know, kids might be watching right?

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Chinwag Social

Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.