Thanks, hipsters, for ensuring I can just go out and buy a pack of blank cassettes to test my tape drives with.

Breakfast! Ricotta pancakes with blueberries and maple syrup, featuring the ricotta I made yesterday. I really should get more into cheesemaking. I've been meaning to for ages.

I'm beginning to think just burning my phone is the correct approach to this escalating fuckwittery.

I know a lot of people think they have a super awesome take on "lemon, lime and bitters" well here's mine, and it's a pretty good way to end a summer night really.

It's hard to leave here and say goodbye to my little friend Skittles.

I think I've been to some parties run by this company.

Putting my bins out in the standard configuration, with recycling and kangaroos separated from general waste.

Me and Skittles relaxing in the hammock chair together after a long hot day.

If you've ever been sitting around idly, wondering to yourself, "I wish I knew what the most delicious thing on Earth is" then I have the answer for you.

Lots of friends eager to hang out on the deck with me on this hot afternoon, since I've got shade and there's a big dish of water on the table.

I'd like to introduce you to my deer friends.

Any Rosella that lands on my hand is named Skittles. This is today's Skittles.

I ate this whole pack of nuts for women and now I'm worried that I haven't had enough babies.

This was on my bacon packet, and I'm not sure how it works, like is there someone from Border Force at the plant going "Look pig, unless you can PROVE your maternal grandmother was Australian, I'm just not letting you in."

This little friend has sat very patiently and watched me eat lunch so I guess I'm going to have to reward that.

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