Ah shit, forgot to be sad today. Guess it's too late now.
I'm at the Dog on the Tuckerbox right now and I don't know why it made me remember it's national Sad Day but it did.
I'd take a pic of the dog but there are a ton of people around already doing that so just look it up on Wikipedia if you're keen.
@mike Here's one I prepared earlier
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.