A tube of glue will be placed at each recycling bin to assist with unbreaking. If your glass is currently unbroken, please use the kitchen hammer to prepare it for reassembly and recycling.

@mike If said glass has any money in its bank account, it will not be accepted as unbroken broken broke glass.

@ThePingMachine should I have mentioned that this sign was in the break room? Probably.

@ThePingMachine @mike similarly, if said glass only has a one in three chance to consume a durability point on use, it will be not accepted as a unbroken broken unbreaking III glass

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Chinwag Social

Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.