every time someone mentions moby dick I keep trying to parse “Ahab” as “assigned [something] at birth”

now accepting suggestions for what that something is


@daisy this is not my joke, but I've seen "assigned harpoon at birth" for this and I don't think there's any need to look further as it's the best joke in history.

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