After giving it some thought, I've broken this down into a step-by-step guide that might help.
1. Do not send me your password via Teams.
If your organisation uses a different messaging system, try this:
1. Do not send me your password.
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@mike I'm confused, can I get some clarification?
I understand that I can't use Teams, nor email, and not Slack. But what about non-messaging systems, like holding up a piece of paper with my password written on it in thick, black, bold letters while on an unprotected Zoom call?
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@vertigo no, and just for the record - don't have your password tattooed on any part of your body either. No, not even there.
@mike I'm struggling with 1, so I just went ahead with 2...
@mike I make sure to always set my password to something defamatory so that our legal team has to manually go in and delete it from the logs