@mike I make sure to always set my password to something defamatory so that our legal team has to manually go in and delete it from the logs
@mike They could always post it on the password change list! /s
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@mike I'm confused, can I get some clarification?
I understand that I can't use Teams, nor email, and not Slack. But what about non-messaging systems, like holding up a piece of paper with my password written on it in thick, black, bold letters while on an unprotected Zoom call?
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@vertigo no, and just for the record - don't have your password tattooed on any part of your body either. No, not even there.
@mike I'm struggling with 1, so I just went ahead with 2...
@mike same with Google chat or hangouts or whatever they call it at this minute
oh yeah and probably a bad idea to keep credentials in a spreadsheet on Google docs
oh man it's a real trash fire out there when you think about it
Security pro tip: If you are giving a presentation and plugging your laptop into a projector, live in front of an audience, and insist on having your password file, in large bold font, open while you do so, make sure you have a stagehand or other assistant, familiar with computer security, standing by with a baseball cap, or other such object, ready to throw in front of the projector lens at a moment's notice.
@mike fio494gs
@mike now you just need to figure out what email and what service that password is for
@mike more than happy to take any unwanted passwords. You can DM them here. You can trust me...😇
After giving it some thought, I've broken this down into a step-by-step guide that might help.
1. Do not send me your password via Teams.
If your organisation uses a different messaging system, try this:
1. Do not send me your password.