Me on the weekend: Hey, spending 5 hours walking a barely-marked trail through rough terrain to go nowhere in particular sounds great!
Me during the week: Urgh, the 7-11 is two whole blocks away. Can't they open another one that's closer?
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.