December this year marks 55 years since we have given a Prime Minister to the ocean. This is surely the reason for the difficulties of the last few years.

Whoever is elected next weekend should commit to immediately getting into the sea to save us.

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Please support my campaign to send a prime minister into the sea this year. We have disrespected the gods for too long.

@mike why stop at one? Send ALL the prime ministers into the sea

@mike I like to think we're above this sort of thing in politics, I mean really? Drowning a PM? He has so much to answer for don't you think public execution via guillotine is more appropriate?

@Naeva hey, I never said anything about drowning anyone! I just want them to get in the sea. What happens after that is up to Poseidon.

@mike @Naeva I'm feeling a public vote of how far out to helicopter each one, then we'll just see who makes it back

@mike I feel the displeasure the gods will not be satisfied by just one. Let’s send them a selection.

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