I'm glad I got my sushi to go today, because apparently over the Christmas break I've become completely unable to use chopsticks without dropping things everywhere and making a mess. Glad I'm eating somewhere without an audience.
we're here to make up for that missing element
we can be audience after-the-fact, or we can sealion about technique
@mike being crap at chopsticks is all part of the fun. It's even more funnier if you're in a Thai restaurant.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.