If I were Dolly Parton I would simply invite Jolene to join us in a threesome.
@emmadavidson the cover I've always wanted is a William Shatner spoken word version. I can almost hear it in my head and it'd be incredible.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.