I bet all those refugees in detention are kicking themselves that they never thought to just get their mums to go on Sunrise and point out that they're not criminals. Would have saved so much time.
@mike My first impression when I read that was "Please let my son stay in Melbourne... Otherwise he'll come home, and then I'll have to be around him ☹️"
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