A person is asking you to do BAD THING. Our company policy says we must always to GOOD THING. Which thing will you do?
@mike Ahahahah. I've done similar training, and I really do wonder about the sort of people who could possibly struggle with those sorts of things.
@virtualwolf @mike I once worked for an international, and every year we had to receive training & answer questions around "thou shalt not trade with known criminals or embargo'd countries, even if they offer money".
The only people known to be in the company who ever did that were all arrested by the FBI in the late 1980s ... not sure why the rest of us had to suffer.
@mike Is the person doing the asking my superior, and do I want to keep my job? Also, which is more fun?
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.