Hate to break it to you Sam, but Lyvia gave you a fake number.
I don't necessarily want to stereotype people who send messages on behalf of Matthew Guy, but you might want to have a bit of a think about how much of a creepy fuckhead you are.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.