I'm in a thing called a "room" that has a big flat thing called a "bed" in it. Not quite sure I remember how these things work exactly but I'll probably figure it out.
Also going to investigate this "shower" thing.
Oh my god there's an electric blanket on this bed, what fucking luxury!
Can't wait to sleep a while night without some part of me being cold.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.