Did you know that the name Spam is in fact a portmanteau derived from its primary ingredient, "space clam"?
@mike Someone didn't watch the episode of How I Met Your Mother where it was revealed it's actually Spiced Processed Alien Meat.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.