I saved this to my phone on the 22nd of December 2019 and it was horribly prophetic for the year to come
@dreadpirateyarr I've had a printout of this on my fridge for most of the year and I've ticked off 4 out of the 5 achievements now.
(My cutlery drawer is full of assholes, I don't like any of them.)
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.