My two most recent major purchases were a set of large, sharp knives and a small laptop computer.
Guess which one I managed to cut my finger with?
I find it greatly reassuring to know that I'm not the first person to do this, and it's common enough that it's been documented.
@mike Some of those laptops are pretty sharp!
@GoatsLive to be fair to the laptop I did have to use a screwdriver to get to the point where I was able to find a sharp edge on something.
@stibbons oh god damn you to hell
@stibbons oh believe me I know the rules, I'm mad that I didn't think of it.
@mike computers can be cruel
@mike "We are tired of draining blood out of these devices."
@mike Have also done this 🙃
@idanoo join me in a sad fistbump of solidarity
@email@example.com was it one with an arm attached?
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.