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After buying TikTok , Microsoft immediately rebrands it to bring this exciting new market segment they have acquired in line with corporate identity guidelines.

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Mike, First of His Name  

I'll have you know I spent MINUTES of work on this. MINUTES.

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Liam  

@mike

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Dave Lane  

@mike well, there goes my plan to pivot to a TikTok dance miser.

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Fikrān Al-Mutasā'il (فكران متسئِّل)  
@mike Its called Teens?
Its as if they don't want it to succeed...
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～cadence  
@mike I'm upset.
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independent fact wrecker  

@mike

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faizalr  

@fakefred @mike LOL

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Brian!  

@mike HATRED

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SKANARCHO-SYNDICALISM  

@mike this is a quality shitpost.

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lastfuture  

@mike I'm waiting for TikTok for Business

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loganer  
@mike eh look , finally something Microsoft can't possibly fuck up.

because its already fucked up.
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