I have no fucking idea what to do with myself today. There are a million things I NEED to do but oh god I'm so sick of them all. Remember when weekends were different somehow?
Just having a whinge, I know this is what life is now.
@mike I started like that, found mess under the espresso machine, so have been cleaning the kitchen every since.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.