If anyone's keen to see, here's my new table and the little rug (it really ties the room together).
@mike Il tavolo è molto bene!
*sends some nihilists around to piss on the rug*
@mike [appreciates the three-panel window in fluent Heritage]
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.