Top notch customer service.
This is hilarious.
"I've checked your account and the services were cancelled."
"I plugged the old modem back in and hooked my laptop to it and it worked."
"I've double checked and the services were cancelled."
"It's on my bill. You charged me for it."
"I'll transfer you to the billing team."
(Paraphrasing, but not much)
"You should pay the full amount listed on the bill now, and I assure you that it'll be adjusted and you'll receive a credit on your next bill."
"There will not be a next bill, as I am terminating my remaining services and moving them to another provider tomorrow."
We've settled on me paying the bill amount for the linked mobile phone account (fair) and waiting for the next issued bill on the 24th of January, which should contain an adjustment for the cancellation in December.
I don't have any faith it will, but I also want to go watch some TV.
@mike lol. word.
@mike this is how they stay within their 10 minute SLA.
@Andrea No matter what happens, I'm going out to get sim cards tomorrow morning and I'm transferring Eris and my mum off their Optus accounts ASAP so I can just flat out refuse to pay the bill.
@mike north america? Some of the smaller, cheaper competing companies are pretty killer and some suck for quality of product. I just stick with the big ones because I'm a sucker.
@kc Australia. Very few options.
@mike got ya. I'm in Canada. Big city.
@mike have you heard of Max Igan?
kind of glad i don't get my internet from them, now. also glad i insist on paying my phone bill manually.
"I'm not going anywhere"
"I am terminating my remaining services and moving them to another provider tomorrow."
out of context that made me laugh 😂
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