I kind of want one. For reasons.
aside from mourners, who is there to surveil at a cemetery?
@Nikolai_Kingsley Whenever a big crime boss's son is killed, all the people who normally hide out come and gather together and discuss their plans for revenge during the graveside service. It happens all the time.
okay, i am now thinking that a tombstone with a back-and-forth cylon red eye would be pretty cool.
@mike @Nikolai_Kingsley You'd need to keep up with murdered crime bosses, find out where they're going to be buried, break in at night, and strategically figure out how to place it where it will be close enough and not look fucking awkward.
Sounds like too much work and too impracticable (you could just put bugged flowers on nearby graves).
Isn't this for graveyards to monitor entrances/exists for vandalism?
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