Oh yay. TBQH, I kinda guessed this when I looked out the window this morning.
"The air quality in Melbourne's suburbs has dropped to the worst-rated level this morning, as smoke from bushfires in East Gippsland and the north-east continues to blanket the state."
You might think something near us was on fire. It's not. We're hundreds of kilometres from anything burning. The Failwheel is 700m away from here according to the map.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.