Remake "Are You Being Served" but updated and set in an Amazon warehouse. Anyone who engages in witty banter or double entendre is unable to meet their performance goals and is dismissed without notice. Jeff Bezos is credited in every episode but never appears.

what are we gonna replace Mrs. Slowcombe's pussy with?

@FiXato she doesn't actually have a pussy. She claims she does to explain her constant purchases of cat food, as that's all she can afford to eat.

and I bet she has to order it from her work, and her co-workers have to handle those orders?

"Mr. Humphries, are you free?"
"Free? As if I can afford to take a break?!"


featuring witty banter between the automated palette moving robots. the humans don't have the energy or the time.

or the inclination.

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