I reckon that if it was revealed that every time a post was made on Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg personally killed a tiny kitten, 90% of the world would go straight to Facebook and post about how terrible it was that he was doing that.
and asking for their post to be reshared, and add a kitten to your profile picture in solidarity.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.