I will avoid your cafe and never set foot in it again if you write "breaky" instead of "brekky" on your specials board even once.
@mike true aussie folx relate!!!
wtf even is breaky???
@mike brekkie acceptable?
@mil oh yeah, it's the double K that's critical. Otherwise I'm just remembering that "Achy Breaky Heart" exists and nobody needs that in the morning.
"Cor, this is a very... breaky, cafe, innit? Shame if somefing... broke..."
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