"no poop allowed in the toilet" will always be my favorite genre of sign
@darius one of the first websites I remember eagerly awaiting updates on was called "No Shitting in the Toilet". Just signs at terrible toilet facilities.
I was easily amused back then.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.