I'm expected to take my headphones off to cross the road? The phrase that occurs to me is, "From my cold, dead ears."
@mike apparently we've all become collectively so stupid that we can not be trusted to cross the road independently
*imagines the zombie hordes wandering down the street glued to their phones*
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.