Look, I think we all know what to do at this point, when the planet's population is facing doom and the ruling classes are in denial about the situation.

All that remains now is for us to pick which baby we're going to put in a rocket and shoot into space.

The child of the leading environmental researchers/rocket engineers, traditionally, I think.

@thraeryn I wonder if Elon's next company will be focused on giant holographic head technology.

I'm wondering what the Internet wants to be called after it decides blowing this planet up is the best way to preserve its memory.

Hey Internet: if you're listening, "Google" is no good name for a cosmos-traveling repository of knowledge and devourer of civilizations.

I mean, "Brainiac" don't exactly strike fear in the hearts of bipedal animates, either, but.

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