Tip of the Day: If you have a device, you should marry it so it cannot be compelled to testify against you in a court of law.

Try saying "OK Google, find me a civil celebrant nearby" to book an appointment easily.

@mike Good tip but probably better to just break up with your Google home.

@matt careful, if you do that Google can claim half your stuff

@mike @matt only if it's been living there for more than 6 months!

As long as you kick it out for a night ever 6 months, you should be OK.

*cannot* be compelled is not the same unfortunately as *won't let itself* be compelled. :(

@mike Gentle reminder: a Subgenius minister can marry ANYTHING to ANYTHING ELSE.

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