Friend brought a friend. They got fed.
In tomorrow's news: «private home overrun by birds; "Mike, First of his Name", now known as "Mike, First and Last of his Name"».
@FiXato they have attempted this before.
Jehovah's Witnesses has a bird division? 🤣
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.