Someone should release a tiny program that does nothing, but claim it's a patch to make all the characters in Overwatch heterosexual "again" by doing something to the data files.
Then a week later announce that you got a 1 and a 0 confused and you actually made everyone gay instead.
"Sorry but we've all been playing gay characters for a week and I suppose we're all gay now, there's nothing I can do about this so I'll see you at the rainbow flag store I guess."
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.