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Metro train controllers 

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do they need to be rotated somewhere more, or even less stressful?

youtube.com/watch?v=7EKkAy-PfN

> ARE YOU A PISSER, MISTER TAKAYAMA?

Metro train controllers 

I'm not a fan.

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tests are showing pizza levels at 89%

(89%) ■■■■■■■■□□

Old mate NR66 turned up in our yard this weekend.

work 

We were getting new iPhones at work but the 80 destined for our depot have been stolen while in transit. For some reason this news has cheered me up.

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I was makng toast... and well uh the only way to put this is the toaster exploded

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work, licorice 

I'm doing my first trip to Junee since the NSW border opened today and that means we're not confined to our motel. Tomorrow morning we're heading down to the licorice factory for breakfast and licorice supplies.

Just received an email from our property managers demanding that we do our own inspection within the next seven days. I was pleased to get it as I've missed telling people like that to get fucked.

Melb 

We should have a meet up soon.

Rodents 

We just saw a rat running along the top of our back fence and I feel our feline team members are letting us down.

Very pleased that Telstra has decided to class email from my mail server as spam after 7 years of it working perfectly.

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Should I reconfigure my bots so that they post unlisted? I've had a request for one of them from someone who says that too many public bots make the federated timeline hard to follow.

Just got notice that my ladybirds have been shipped. 🐞

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Tracks is pretty relaxed after 5 days with us. The dog loves her but the cats are very grumpy.

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Me at work: I have never seen this box before, what’s in it?

*opens box*

Ah, a single large chip labeled “lucifer”. It’s 2020, what could possibly go wrong.

SA border open from 1st December. I'll be able to visit my family for the first time this year.

I don't know how I feel about that. 🤔

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