Cef, Cefiar, Stuart, "hey you"! Been "on-line" since the late 1980's (pre-internet). Ran Cafe BBS between '88-'96. Electronics/computers/tinkering/gin/cats.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.