I propose 3 laws that will solve all issues we all have with corporations

A corporation may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

A corporation must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A corporation must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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Great thinking @imani

though I think we can cut out that third law; if people have decided it's time for a corporation to die, it has no right to defend itself from that

@bignose @imani
" [...] as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
And that would directly conflict with the Second Law. So all good.

@bacha still, I don't want corporations getting any ideas that they have a right to exist.

Or corporations thinking at all, tbh.

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