It's award nomination and recommended reading lists time again. Here's my eligible stuff. Be sure to remind people of yours.
After a surprise performance by a well known and admitted wanker, it seems an appropriate time to reiterate that Louis CK is BANNED from ever appearing on Damo and Micks Backyard Quiz. @mike
I hate Tom Bombadil. Every time I've attempted to read #LordOfTheRings, I get up to that bit and want to wring-ding-a-dilio his merry-dell-neck. But I made a dumb throwaway joke on the weekend that I'd only watch a show with that character in it if he was played by Matt Berry, and I think I accidentally came up with a genius idea.
Stephen Fry as Gilbert is absolutely inspired. Literally could not be anyone more perfect to play him. Like the rest of the casting is incredible, but maaaaaan. #TheSandman
I think we ALL know the REAL reason that the publishing world won't touch any of these amazing works of mine with a ten foot pole. It's because I'm a white man. James Patterson was right after all!
Why will no editor even want to TALK to me about my allegorical satire of authoriatarianism and inequality starring domesticated animals, Creature Plantation?
Who will publish my great work about a lawyer defendibg a wrongly accused Black man, To Murder a Mimidae?
Or my tale about migrant ranch workers, Of Rodents and Humans.
This really bodes poorly for my upcoming fantasy epic The Master Of The Bracelets.
It's like that, but in food form.
And then Robert DeNiro comes in and is all like "I'm gonna fuck your undead wife now".
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.