So my laptop died last week. 😞
I can't really complain: I got it (HP dv6500) in 2005 (!) and, after I upgraded from Win Vista (the *worst* OS) to Win 7->8->10, it ran all the SW I needed: Stata, MLwiN, ArcGIS, QGIS, R+Studio, SQL Server, all MS SW, MusicBee, Audacity, VLC, &c.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.