regular walk: 40 minutes

listening to "Fear Inoculum": 30 minutes

Tool is good for you.

20 to 2 am and i can hear a police helicopter overhead in Carrum Downs. gotta maintain the theater.

gonna retoot this here because.

pranking homeopaths by briefly dipping a fifty dollar bill into a glass of water, and paying them with the water.

I’m worried about my old buddy, Dave DeLuca, also known as Lonesome Cowboy Dave, of Ashtabula, Ohio. He was in a hospital last week, in and out of I.C.U., and he’s in a rehab place now, where they’re helping him get to where he can walk again.

((The character limit on this system makes it almost useless for what I want to say. Big Thoughts and important details reduced to coloring-book level!))

gofundme.com/f/gm8su-dave

covid symptoms:

Trouble breathing
Persistent pain or pressure in the chest
New confusion
Inability to wake or stay awake and
Bluish lips or face

"new confusion"? if you had new confusion, it'd be hard to tell if it was different from existing confusion. because confusion.

listening to The Tubes' 1979 album "Remote Control" and thinking, synth washes and new-wave guitar... wow, this is kind of 80s...

... which was forty years ago. good lord.

mum orders groceries, including five oranges from Woolworths online

they send groceries, including five bags of oranges

1: Grouse is the future tense of "grease"

2: come on, who doesn't have a copy of "High Precision Bucket Man" in their MP3 collection?

i just posted the "Frog and Toad" version of "Fuck the Police" over on dobbs.town, and i have never seen favorites come in so fast that they scrolled off the top of the screen.

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