nikolai kingsley @Nikolai_Kingsley@chinwag.org

somebody hold my hand, i just swore in a Slashdot post and i don't know what they're going to do about it.

Went to the RTA this morning to transfer ownership of a vehicle.. got there at about 11:30, and, my god, we were there for...

... about TEN MINUTES. they were quick, efficient and courteous. haha!

If this is true, I might be dead before the weekend.

https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en#!original/talk.bizarre/oDb2DIVya-c/irJgk7zcCQAJ

>not really, hope i didn't alarm anyone

Robert Englund in Babylon-5 looks like Kenny Everett.

woke up at 7:00 and had to turn on my computer before i could work out if it was AM or PM

my phone was no help.

Troll bread.

spoon for scale.

ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxO_F281iw

(cf TISM)
There's violence on the television
and letterbombs in the mail
but things, they can't be all that bad
when Cardinal Pell goes to jail

https://edition-m.cnn.com/2019/02/25/australia/cardinal-george-pell-vatican-conviction-intl/index.html?r=https://www.google.com/&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Kind of ZZ Top meets Rob Zombie out behind the barn (thanks to Rev.Dr. John Shirley for this recommendation).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W74TewnAxx0

MABEL, WE GOT LAWYERS IN THE BARN

mfw, relating to a thread on talk.bizarre, i discover there is no emoji for "anus":

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slowly dying country towns:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-09/outback-town-ivanhoe-fights-for-survival/10723852