This rant has been a long time coming. What finally prompted it was my co-worker saying something about it for the umpteenth time; I'm fed up with it.
@christopher This is exceedingly refreshing. Thank you.
@KolokokoBird Didn't see this until just now. Thank you for the kind comment!
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.