“Our 14th century time-tourism business is booming.”
“It’s nice having visitors from the 21st century. They’re so … clean.”
“I’ve just got one request.”
“Can you please stop telling them you’re called Tiffany? It shatters their sense of authenticity.”
“But that’s my name! It’s a perfectly normal 14th-century name.”
“Maybe you could use—it’s short for—?”
“Theophania? Ugh, Theophania is my grandmother, I’m Tiffany!”
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.