Earth used to be a great place to go. You’d take your flying saucer to some remote place, get high on their sucrose, land in front of some unsuspecting drunk human and demand they Take You To Their Leader. Such fun!

But Earth’s changed. Now they have ubiquitous video surveillance, most humans even carry a portable one, and there’s nothing more embarrassing than seeing yourself on their instabook feed the next day.

The past is a different planet. You can never go back.

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Chinwag Social

Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.