Welcome to Scarborough Fair!
Paul? Yeah, we were a thing once. He said what?
Well, _you_ tell _him_ that since we broke up, I’ve earned a materials engineering degree, so now I know about 3D-printing of clothing, ocean-floor habitats and stiffening animal hide products.
Also I’ve found someone else who appreciates my skills. Tell Paul no.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.