I have to keep buying name tags for my cat. Every few months she comes home without her collar, having lost it who-knows-where.
After the apocalypse, a metal-detectorist-cum-amateur-archaeologist will find them all, and conclude that they were symbols of worship for a very local household god.
They would not be entirely wrong.
Consider this a friendly, local pub. Make yourself at home, bring your friends, have a good time! Meet new people, have a laugh, enjoy the ambience, and the Oxford commas.